Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Dover-Calais ferry crossings. And vice versa. They're always delayed, painfully slow in terms of checking in and the boarding process. And the boats themselves haven't seen much love since the 80s when I assume they were built. And there's usually enough leisurewear to fill 4 JJB Sport derelict distribution centres. My guess is that most of the occupants adorned in the static prone garments are not associated with any athletic clubs.

Chunnel for me from now on.