Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

That Vengaboys vid is an historical document, more or less

OT: John Lewis Oscar Stone Ribbed Ceiling Lamp Shade

New condition. RRP £149 apparently

Ribbed for extra pleasure

It’s an impossibility to decide on a Wednesday morning that you’re going for a blast at the weekend, and order something from _____ to be there in time. Not really acceptable in 2019.

What is this place anymore?
Ive lfgss fatigue.

The end was forewarned when fuckers started giving their commutes a mark out of ten.

This place is going downhill, due to numpty newbies.

Luxury ebikes for the uphill.

Just came here to check if I'd made it yet.

Votre souhait est mon plaisir, monsieur:

I just bought a couple of the new Camelbak Podiums and they are too skinny for all the wire cages I have.

Disappointing.

^ seems lacking in golf content, but I'll take it.

Sigh, some people are never satisfied. And to be fair, it's chat representative of 'what one might overhear at a hypothetical golfclub bar' so whinging about commodities, humblebrags, general first world problems all suffice for these needs.

Crouch End is different to Harringay. Even 30 years ago, when I lived around there, there were no edgy places in Crouch End. Crouch End has transitioned from Bohemians to Bankers without any notable teething troubles.

Maybe if you'd mentioned that they're King titanium cages?

I think the 2nd one is better.

And since cycling is (or more likely was) the new golf, I accept the 1st one also has some merit.

Dover-Calais ferry crossings. And vice versa. They're always delayed, painfully slow in terms of checking in and the boarding process. And the boats themselves haven't seen much love since the 80s when I assume they were built. And there's usually enough leisurewear to fill 4 JJB Sport derelict distribution centres. My guess is that most of the occupants adorned in the static prone garments are not associated with any athletic clubs.

Chunnel for me from now on.

That's a good one.

Yep, top drawer!

I spent $260 on some fucking keys yesterday.

I had this installed when I had the bathroom redone, eventually I will get a Japanese style toilet seat.

I have a new Colnago c40 gold watch.

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I've got them on my track bike in Switzerland - they're 3T Sphinx bars.

Hooray

3T Sphinx, that's top bragging!

.....but points deducted for lack of Cervelo boast.

Yerbut I'm kinda fond of the Bont custom shoes