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As if the gogoBoJo administration would have anything as retro as ration books.
It will be an app, where registration will require confirmation of every HMG number you have,
(National Insurance No., NHS No., HMRC id, driving license no., Passport no.), and social media Facebook log in, Instagram log in, etc., etc, and will help itself to your finger print/eye/retina scan, and pass all this data to GCHQ to 'prevent Benefit Fraud',
but,
failure to complete every dialogue box will crash the app,
the helpline will be run by a company owned by Aaron Banks, (on a premium rate line, of course).
The app won't run on legacy (4.4?), Android phones, and there will be ill-defined problems with some iPhones.
Luddites without mobiles will told to apply to their local Councils for further advice,
but, the hastily formed Department of National Unity, (nicknamed by the tabloids the 'Dept of Keep Calm & Carry On'), will have failed to issue any advice to these Councils.