Map of the good public toilets

Does anyone know of a GPS compatible list of useable public toilets ?

I'd like to be able to flip my GPS into carseyhunt mode when out for a ride.

And is it called the bogosphere or the crapper mapper ?

Edit: answers:

There a few online maps of garages etc that show whether or not each one has a toilet, some allow you to filter by haz toilet:

http://www.bp.com/en_gb/on-the-road/united-kingdom/find-nearest-bp.html
http://www.shell.co.uk/gbr/products-services/on-the-road/online-station-locator.html
http://www.ssofuelfinder.com/ (not always accurate)

Motorway services, for when you need to know for sure that you can actually get in and conduct your business even at 3am: http://www.motorwayservices.info/map

Radcliffe it.

Radcliffe it.

Accio Toilet !

Nope, that didn't work

is this how people go cottaging nowadays?

^ This.

If you're after a bit of strange or some rough, just ask XH directly.

Maybe there is a forum on the George Michael site you could ask.

squeeze your cheeks together ... get home

Fraid not. If I don't chance across an appropriate fast food outlet/ pub/ public convenience then I just hit my first available bush/ alley.

for a number 2 ?
surely not

is this how people go cottaging nowadays?

That could be a useful resource for those who like a vibrant social scene with their toilet experience, but not really what I'm after.

I'd quite like to know where I can find a bog that has drinking water that doesn't taste funny, has something strong outside to chain my bike to, and is actually unlocked during the day.

has something strong outside to chain my gimp to, and is actually unlocked during the day.

ftfy

That could be a useful resource for those who like a vibrant social scene with their toilet experience, but not really what I'm after.

I'd quite like to know where I can find a bog that has drinking water that doesn't taste funny, has something strong outside to chain my bike to, and is actually unlocked during the day.

a friend was living with her gay uncle who was very active on the scene. one night he came back and recounted that he had bumped into his old geography teacher in the toilets of a pub, he was wearing waders and asking people to fill them with piss rather than use the urinals. is this the funny tasting water you collect in public loos?

Didn't Larry David invent this already?

The iToilet - Curb your enthusiasm 7x10.mp4 - YouTube

a friend was living with her gay uncle who was very active on the scene. one night he came back and recounted that he had bumped into his old geography teacher in the toilets of a pub, he was wearing waders and asking people to fill them with piss rather than use the urinals. is this the funny tasting water you collect in public loos?

No, but the funny taste doesn't seem so bad now.

Thankyou.

You could always try this excellent blog ...

http://recycledbogrollblues.blogspot.com/

... which, if I'm not terribly mistaken, is linked to in this thread for some reason:

https://www.lfgss.com/thread31804.html

for a number 2 ?
surely not

For a number 2 I just squeeze. Mind over matter...literally.

Texaco garage, Lansdown Rd. Cheltenham. The best. Great music. Top quality soap and moisturiser. Flowers. Sooo clean. 11/10.

My London list, ongoing and copied from my iPhone notes.

St. John’s Wood Church Gardens- top left hand side, free
Soutbank- royal festival hall
Southwark, Bermondsey- white cube. Art gallery, untested.
Parliament square- untested
Camberwell Green - free, on corner
Burgess park - in sports centre or near lake, behind cobourg primary school, free
Borough - shell station
Embankment - 50p
Baker Street - untested
Spitalfields - free, awkward
Vitoria Station- sort of outside station
Regency Street- 50p

If we’re talking during business hours you can add

Soho/Oxford St - M&S and Photographers Gallery
Charing X - Montague Pyke
British Museum
South Bank - Tate Modern
Victoria Rail Station - has new facilities opened now, already a bit manky
Shoreditch High St - Brewdog across the road
Leicester Sq - Prince Charles Cinema downstairs
Trafalgar Sq - National Gallery, or National Portrait Gallery downstairs

Mrs M_V is small of bladder so I've been meaning to look into toilet maps for a little while, seeing this thread reminded me so I looked, and found this,

https://www.toiletmap.org.uk/

Looking at Glasgow city centre it's far from exhaustive but then I looked at some more rural areas and it does have quite a few. Lot's in cafes and pubs though so not sure if they really are 'public' or not.