• If you think wallowing in rancid yoghurt is bad, never get a sighthound.

    We've actually got specialist shampoo for the fox shit he rolls in.

    Still, could be worse. Could be a hedgehog.

  • My bitch is known as shitehoundor shithead because of her affinity for covering herself in fox poo. Annoyingly the boy now sometimes does similar. We have an outdoor hot tap just to help facilitate washing them down.

    Also get the fox poo shampoo in massive containers. Some people swear by using tomatoe ketchup to remove the smell but it’s never worked for us.

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