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I was recently caught short and needed to free tommy Robinson while I was out in public. Popped to the loos in a shopping centre. All was going well, leant over to get my phone out of my trouser pocket which was around my ankles, sat back up and the back of my head set off the sensor. Absolutely soaked my arse, gooch and balls.
Sort of like shitting in a bidet I suppose
PhilDAS
@ric_a5
Toilets with sensor flushes, specifically the toilet with a sensor flush in my office that goes off as soon as I walk into the room. Meaning I then have to wait around after my piss to wait for the water to refill, or wash my hands before flushing and run the risk that my colleagues think I'm an animal who hasn't washed their hands as the flush has gone off and I've immediately walked out again.