I hate

Yeh, it really is much easier to understand than feeling the speaker vibrations which is what I do when they haven't prefaced the show with useful instructions.

Oh, and while we are on the subject, stop calling it 'shellfish'.

They aren't fish, they're just snails that live underwater. And crustacea are just spiders that live underwater.

They aren't fish, they're just snails that live underwater. And crustacea are just spiders that life underwater.

Hnnnnnngh!

crustacea are just spiders that life underwater

And other ways to make a taxonomist cry

Crabs = water spiders
Prawns = water locusts

Crabs are dicks

Kidding they are cool

I do think the UK is well into the process of losing some of its key vocab differences from American English, approx in this order:

• lorry -> truck ages ago
  
• sweets -> candy
  
• aeroplane -> airplane has just about completed I think
  
• shop -> store nearly there
  
• toilet -> bathroom seems to be well on the way
  
• vacation starting to creep in
  
  

Sidewalk next?

Sidewalk? Leave that to the crabs.
Sorry, water spiders.

And crustacea are just spiders that life underwater.

Hnnnnnngh!

Sorry. And Crustacea are just spiders that live underwater.

don’t mind most of those, but tow us into the Atlantic and pull out the plug when ‘then’ replaces ‘than’.

Forget global warming or nuclear fallout, my biggest fear is that the language "English (U.S.)" will become "American" and "English (U.K.)" will become "American (U.K.)".

Certain types of parents in pubs who’s ‘angels’ throw half the nicely offered crayons on the floor/table/used to draw across the menu. Food pressed into every gap in outdoor table spaces. Salt and pepper grinders smashed and opened on floor. And then left as such for underpaid bar staff to clean up.

Probably been called out already on this thread.

Angels - cunts of tomorrow

can I get?

We did this.
Can I get=Give me=a robbery

The "Trainpal is an absolutely SICK app" ad 'star' has me trying to press the skip button the first nanosecond it's available. Upon checking he's some ballbag Youtuber who made his name pulling annoying pranks so that makes sense.

When a toilet doesn't flush properly and you end up with a pod of brown dolphins circling aimlessly.

Very poetic description...

Little brown fishes...

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A lumberjacks playground.

Bangers and mash. (If there's some chod paper in the equation).

Quibbling Otters

Excuse me?

Since my partner has been complaining about the shitty quality of most scourers (and he's right) going to try those. Tx!

I hate what my children seem to do to my water bottles.

The state of this.

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Dirt bikes and their fucking moron teenage owners. Constant revving and riding up behind me on a pedestrian/cycle path, not cool, not legal, not seen by any of the lazy ass police force that are so under-whatevered.

Dislike grief and being sworn at, whilst revving an engine, on a pedestrian crossing. Absolute nonsense.