I hate

Seafood.
I like to eat fish, but all that invertebrate stuff? Yeurg! I'd sooner save a few quid and eat a slug from our garden, I mean, what's the difference? It might be the tastiest thing in the world but wild elephants wouldn't drag me to a plate of that stuff.
Oh, and while we are on the subject, stop calling it 'shellfish'. I have a house but that doesn't make me a snail.

Yesterday I ate some grilled whole baby squid, one of the best things I've ever eaten... Beautifully charred, straight off the grill, amazing... And octopus done two ways and your traditional fried calamari rings... Best food there is...

I was jonesing for some razor clams but, alas, there were none...

Man, I've just had some really great meals - two in a week - involving just shellfish, half of which raw. Really some of the tastiest food.

Grilled whole baby squid sounds amazing.

In all seriousness, it has started to bug me when people make a mess of a shared whole fish dish (I'm in china and they seem to often do such dishes).
Having a grasp on basic fish anatomy is really key in these situations and you simply cannot afford to be ripping meat and ribs off of the spine.

On the plus side, there's a chance they'll choke on a bone, so you won't have to exert yourself by strangling them

Had some delicious grilled breem for lunch on Wednesday, it was quite spectacular...

Lots of bones, you've just gotta take your time...

They're far too well practiced at eating bone riddled food here. The ones that can't die young.

I always just remove the head and fins, then pinch chopsticks at the top and lightly run them down the spine. Fish falls right off in chunks and your left with a neat spine to tail carcass.

But this is a point where shellfish really comes into its own. No bones.

Seafood.

I like to eat fish, but all that invertebrate stuff? Yeurg! I'd sooner save a few quid and eat a slug from our garden, I mean, what's the difference? It might be the tastiest thing in the world but wild elephants wouldn't drag me to a plate of that stuff.

this

I had to leave a place when my GF ordered Moules Mariniere bleuurgghh

People that say "can I get" when ordering!

Love them, too bad my guts can't handle the cream version anymore...

I'd sooner save a few squid and eat a slug

Too bad my guts can't handle the cream version anymore...

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard said. Life's a bitch.

People that say "I'll have..."

You don't know the half of it! 😭🔫

I've caught myself saying this, not sure where I've picked it up from but I hate it too, and therefore, hate myself.

It's possibly quicker than eliminating all they things they won't have, "I'll not have x or y or z"

I understand "i'd like to have" seems softer

The same cunts ask you where the bathroom is in a public area.
Oh you mean the toilets.

Fuck me, its a can of worms

Author says they make requests along the lines of "could i possibly have" instead of "I'll have" and gets a slating from waiting staff in the comments for being faux friendly!

I say "can I have", I don't know the problem you have with this.

Of course you can.

You may fucking not though[t].

Sorry not sorry

Reminds me of being in LA many years ago, with a couple of guys that lived there.

Guy: What’d ya want to eat?
Me: I’d quite like a burger.
Guy: Hahahahhahaahahaha!!! You’re in America now “I WANT a burger!” “I WANT fries!” “I WANT pizza!”

#snowflake

Whoever that slack jawed dead eyed cunt who does the Honey adverts on youtube is. FUCK OFF!

Using words like some kind of brute. Do a mime or GTFO.

Radio presenters that start a rant with "listen". Well stone me. I never thought of doing that. What a great way to absorb the content of the show.