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Mate, I don't even know what you want at this point. I made a facetious remark, you responded in earnest, a pointless conversation ensued and now we're swirling around in a sea of nonsense while you try to prove that I was actually being super serious for some reason that only you can attest to. If this is serving a purpose for you then I'm glad to be of assistance, but maybe it's better to acknowledge that this is just a giant waste of everyone's time and go our separate ways hopefully never to cross paths ever again?
You must be lots of fun at parties