• I've got a decent patch of pretty visible scar tissue on my left hand from where I broke my fall on gravel after a badger decided to dart across the forest path right in front of me. I had 0 warning, that thing was going at top speed and it felt as if I had cycled into a big log. It seemed to have survived the impact somehow and sped off while I was still doubled over with blood everywhere.

    TL,DR: fuck badgers.

  • What's the top speed of a badger?

    also, don't fuck badgers pls.
    In all seriousness, that's unlucky. Glad it wasn't much worse.

  • What do you mean, African or European badger?

    Yeah it really was unlucky, never had anything remotely like that happen again since. Just the 'perfect timing', in a really bad way.

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