• What happens if a pigeon flies into your front wheel?

    I ride in fear of this happening. Pigeons don't seem to hear me coming, then when they eventually realise that I'm bearing down on them, they flap off almost randomly. It's a matter of time before one jumps straight into my front wheel.

    But then what happens? Any experiences?

  • If you are unlucky it's messy but the pigeon kinda just breaks a wing. If you are lucky the pigeon was carrying a flux capacitor and as you get flung over the handlebars accelerating violently to 88mph you then land in the future, happens all the time I'm sure just we haven't caught up with those people yet.

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