• My dualit toaster, which I am very fond of, only has two toaster settings in reality. The first is, oh that's not done at all, I'd better wait a few minutes more, and the second, which is available about 1 minute after the first, is: fuck me my kitchen is full of smoke, my breakfast is fucked, can someone call the fire brigade?

    They do look nice though.

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