To clarify, you don’t have to be wet for a shark to attack you. There just aren’t really any situations where you’re likely to be attacked by a shark but not be wet. Hence the hilarity of the statement.
To be fair, that’s clearly accidental. Also it looks like a whale shark, who are filter feeders. I feel like the aforementioned hilarity of my joke remains present and intact.
To clarify, you don’t have to be wet for a shark to attack you. There just aren’t really any situations where you’re likely to be attacked by a shark but not be wet. Hence the hilarity of the statement.