Suggestions for bike shop names

A rooster is a 'he', Mark.

Never jump to conclusions, I made that very mistake with Spaghoops

What, you thought his shirt was a joke?

We already have Pistinator. He is our token scouser - unless you include the plastic scousers who dwell in the football thread.

Never jump to conclusions, I made that very mistake with Spaghoops

i haven't decided myself yet.

Hey, take all the time you need.

Maybe he can join Platini and Pistantor to make up a love triangle?

slightly off topic but best shop i ever saw was a mobile kebab takeway parked outside a football game up in Scotland.

It was 'Jason's Doner-van'.

ahem resume you previous conversation

The Cog Father.
It could be cash only, a front for other stuff...

Bikes n Hoes

Id sell Bikes, gardening equipment and sluts.

I quite like the name 'Spokes'

A bit simple.

The Cog Father.
It could be cash only, a front for other stuff...

My mates Chip shop is called 'The Codfather'

There's an ambient musician called Porn Sword Tobacco, which apparently is the name of a shop on the edge of a forest in Sweden, which only really sells the aforementioned items.
Fucking awesome.

Bikes Pies Guns & Zip-Ties.

Gear Inch 69

• Slavatorium Emporium

• White Bikes Only

• WAC Cycles

• Edscobalisms & Bicycles

Always wanted to open a shop in northern ireland selling flowers, mowers and cars. It would be called flowers, mowers and cars.

Anyone? Anyone? The jokes in the accent. Ah forget it.

'Pike' for that niche half bike shop / half fishing tackle emporium?

Fuck me I'm bored.

Bikes, Dykes and Mics

Sells cycles, ditch schematics and microphones

Moar.

bike shop with mechanics you can see at work:-
Hammer and Cycle

Rhino's, as in rhino sore arse

I'm building a "Bike Cave" and since the walls are built with railroad ties I wanted to name it a stable of sorts. After browsing these comments, I've settled with "Crank Peddling Stables" to be stenciled on the entrance to my cave :)

What about 'Saddled' for a shop that sells cheap and cheerless bikes? Kind of fits for the customer who realises they shouldn't have been such a tight-wad and also for the poor sap mechanic who has to try to get them roadworthy again.
I worked in a place called Bike Chain which was 30 years ago, and I think still is, a single franchise. Surprised the owner didn't manage to sell the name on.