Draw your own collisions

Cheers dude. Yes well neither was I! Anyway I'm being released today. If anyone has any DBAD, radavist, enve, or 'Beddlestead Is For Lovers' stickers send em my way, I need to HHRB my crutches

Surely you get some stickers in the box with that titanium rod? I bet it cost more than a Moots.

That is a GOOD idea Sparks

Wishing you a speedy recovery Dan :) we were toasting you Awesomeness last night in Clapham

Bring on the bionic dan, heal up @youramericanlover you’ll soon be back to commando rolling through the trees looking for a good pissing spot.

yikes!

welcome to screw club!!

what a time to snap your leg.

hope you have a proper chance to rest up over chrimbo and wishing you a speedy recovery.

hope you're back up and at 'em as soon as.

x

Mini roundabout, my right of way. Holland Park this am.
Bentley Bentayga (4*4),

Driver was following an estate car in front of him who had right of way, but didn't see me. 5mph crash, I stayed upright. Alas my rack has left a lovely scratch in his front right wing.

He was very apologetic and was most concerned that he hadn't caused harm. We both drove/rode away.

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CETMA rack is unharmed

Needs poo

I thought the Bentley was filling that role quite nicely....

@mashton, fair but no poo involved, unless it is the driver pooing himself.

He'll probably shit himself when he gets the repair bill.

Glad you're OK.

Presumably, this was at Ladbroke Road/Ladbroke Terrace? And was it while the A402 was congested (if you saw)?

Hello @Oliver Schick
Bit disturbing you know the junction.

I usually ride in before any traffic builds up, but no I don't think it was congested.

Well, it wasn't exactly hard to work out given that it's the only mini-roundabout in the area. :)

I was just asking because I've noticed people rat-running along there before, but if it was early it was probably just someone driving carelessly for other reasons.

Did this thread die? It's not a drawing, because I caught it on camera, but this was my mate falling off into a river today:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPLeU3Oh40H/

Did this thread die?

This thread should never die

Now edit in some poo pls

I can not does video special FX. Imagine poos.

Words cannot express my disappointment in you right now

Somebody should draw it...

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Poop

Poopfict

Well done all. Great work

Time for another prod.
From some time ago.
The most serious injuries were to the Gruyere cheese (it got bent) and to the double cream (which distributed itself all over the inside of my Crumpler bag) both of which had starring roles in that night's supper.

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