• Fat

    Drunk
    Can’t sit down
    Spends all race moaning on Twitter

    My ankles are too big
    My rim tape is wrong
    I've been bitten by ... an arm warmer!

  • My ankles are too big

    Too many NSAIDS which in turn was a symptom of calf guards

    My rim tape is fucked

    ftfy

    I've been bitten by ... an arm warmer!

    No shit, I still have a mark/scar on my upper arm from RaTN

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