Shit fixie skidders say...

"Let the market decide"

you obviously don't have the capital to even be in this thread.

Fucking amazing...

As someone who was reduced to selling bike parts to make ends meet during the GFC, this makes my day sparkle that little bit more... I'm so glad I don't hang out in those threads...

what thread is that in?

This one

Unfortunately I failed the credit check so wasn't able to post in the thread

"You can't afford what I'm selling" is definitely top 5 in the dick seller's response handbook

i cant afford a mars bar, never mind a fugly saddle that costs more than my car. That threads not for me.

I have been lusting a fixie with Tune cranks since 2008. My worry is only their performance.

so good.

Picking up cassette and rear disc Monday morning.

Made for those that demand unparalleled responsiveness in the saddle and require lightning fast change of direction in the urban landscape.

If you discount the involvement of a bike this sentence becomes infinitely more amusing.

Don’t we all want unparalleled responsiveness in the saddle...

I know reading comprehension is difficult for you but maybe you'll get it eventually, after a few readthrus... or maybe not (I'll assume the latter).

Just a response would be a start..

lightning fast change of direction in the urban landscape.

DLR got u covered

Riding fixed there's no such thing as emergencies. Loose the brake and be free

FGNYC Gold again

Our new kitchen was designed to avoid some of the washing up difficulties.

There is a prep sink on the island. Apart from food being prepped nothing else is permitted in that sink

Then there is a double sink for washing up elsewhere in the kitchen. That is where dirty things go, and if needs be can be left to soak.

My kitchen is a little haven away from the dangerous philistines.

Not an ounce of self awareness, completely unmistakable by his pompous tone... What a cock... 😂

link pls

Ha, I was gonna do this one bit felt a bit bad after doing the tree one. I'm defo just jealous.

Get back to your beautifully tiled kitchen

I once nearly got arrested in Paddington Station because Someone chipped my newly resprayed bike in the middle of the TT by letting their bike run into mine with untaped bars.

Luckily upon reflection I feel that I have done nothing to warrant inclusion in this thread.

I’ve just bought another Porsche etc

My tractor is made by Ferrari

Etc etc