I hate

rush hour joggers.

just fuck off, yeah?

^ should be old man yells at old man yells at &c

Unclear - is that a Stanley knife blade in the spout or something?

Yeah I have no clue what the kettle picture is saying either

I know it's partially designed to be baffling and annoying to grouchy middle aged men (hello), but jesus shitting christ I hate Love Island.

...or the vacuous attention-cravers therein? At least when I see a few minutes of it, the voiceover guy is quite funny.

I know it's partially designed to be baffling and annoying to grouchy middle aged men (hello), but jesus shitting christ I hate Love Island.

I've recently discovered that they now release a 'First Look' teaser part way through the day, which the brain dead in the office here absolutely wet themselves over, probably because there is nothing else worth talking about in their lives. Get a life you dorks. Yeah

That's like watching those long film trailers on youtube that give you the whole film in a brief synopsis.

Why would you deprive yourself of the suspense?

because there is nothing else worth talking about in their lives.

This is why I watch it. And unfortunately because I need to be sober enough to drive, I can't use traditional remedies such as alcohol or drugs.

Earwigs.

Bolshy little cunts.

@fizzy.bleach
I was irritated that the kettle was left empty - a hanging offence in my mind.
@chez_jay
That's a mesh filter in the kettle spout.

the kettle was left empty - a hanging offence in my mind

"competitive" being quoted as a salary on a job advert.

Pft. Why should somebody else do some of the work to make your brew?

The fiddlyness involved in the unhiding of a hidden column A in Excel

Why would you rather the kettle was left full, out of interest?
In a shared-kettle situation I’d probably empty regardless as who knows how many times the water’s been boiled.

I was irritated that the kettle was left empty - a hanging offence in my mind.

But, but, but ALWAYS USE FRESHLY DRAWN WATER.

Also shows that the previous user has not boiled a kettle full of water to make just one mug of tea, which really should be a hanging offence.

I thought someone was hiding gak in a juicer... Or something...

Did not get it... Chuck it in the memes thread...

I had thought that it was probably just due to being empty.

But I hoped not.

@Constable_Savage : you OK hun?

just due to being empty.

Tea is a serious business. I will not be delayed. If you empty it, you refill it. That's the law.

This had me flummoxed for ages a few weeks ago! Did you work it out? (Unfreeze panes)

The net effect is the same. Under your system, you have to refill it anyway afterwards. You just shift the delay.

The net effect is the same. Under your system, you have to refill it anyway afterwards. You just shift the delay.

To be fair, he would at least have a cup of tea to drink while he's doing so.

edit: but still ALWAYS USE FRESHLY DRAWN WATER.

If he's got three arms or one of those novelty hands-free drinking hats

Something to do whilst the tea is brewing.

Don't tell me you're one of those monsters that removes the bag almost straight away?