Hayfever

I never had hay fever in my youth, but got it after moving to London in the 90's. I never bothered taking anything for it but just had constantly streaming eyes during the summer, and have had it constantly since then.

Until this year, fuck knows how or why, but it has completely stopped, not even the tiniest tear all year, nothing. Obviously I feel for every hay fever suffer out there as it puts a downer on summers, but to have it miraculously disappear after 25 years feels like I'm a new man, its making summers great again, its so liberating I almost feel compelled to run through the fields like Theresa May.