Reminds me of a hilarious Meet the Kumars sketch where they "go for an English" and dare each other to get the most bland dish possible- somewhat ironic in the case of our spice intolerant dbad friend but then maybe that's why he's made the land of Wetherspoons his home?
I'll be happy to stand corrected but AFAIK in Israel and Lebanon falafel wraps do not contain hummus.