What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

i live in bury hun x

maybe your thinkin of oasis or sumat?

one of the pop groups u like anyway

Neil gallagher 4eva

Not hipsters, just wankers.

"Organic Social Media Traffic and Automated Sales Funnels "
sounds like something from brass eye

I once had a dodgy feed which resulted in Organic Social Media Traffic out my Automated Sales Funnel

They aren’t hipsters...just a totally different type of tosser.

These two are just aiming to be pro-freeloaders, international liggers, parasites.

There is no artfulness with these two. A hipster will affect some kind of artistic pretence.

shall i amend my spreadsheet accordingly?

do you have friends & family in clapham?

11 years and 828 pages and apparently there is still question as to what a hipster is

do you have friends

ftfy etc etc

^^ that's because 9 times out of 10, anyone accusing someone else of being a 'hipster' is usually doing it in a transparent attempt to claim authenticity for themselves whilst simultaneously ensuring that doing so, means no one can accuse them of being a 'hipster'.

this thread is 800 odd pages of that.

guys i just can't stop picturing some lad in clapham wearing a tag heuer watch it's haunting me

help?

i think this guy is my friend. my brother.

it looks like a seiko from across the road but up close its a tag heuer for sure.

he's asking me if i want to go infernos with him

I don’t think hipsters would go to Infernos. Ironically, maybe?

More likely it’d be the trendy place opposite Clapham Common tube. Or the coffee bar, that used to be a loo.

oh the wrong nightclub now is it mate

Depends if it’s ironic. If so, it would definitely be the right nightclub.

IAmA hipster but only ironically AMA.

oh irony is it now lads ok will have to add a new field to my dropdowns

imagine literally buying and owning and wearing a tag heuer watch and living in clapham and eating some dim sum and drinking a camden hells and getting the tube literally imagine it and how that would be and what people would think

Sounds ok.
Where can I sign up?

the first step is to post a #FridayWatchShot on the watch thread ..