• So tired of the sheep mentality when one pedestrian actually checks before that they can get across in time and everyone else just aimlessly follows, leaving you with a wall of people with headphones in, staring at their phones who won't move out the way

  • I'm the cunt on a bike who loudly says 'ding ding' as I approach this situation. I should just get a bell, but I've not found one with the right patronising lilt.

  • Honestly want to get an airhorn to shit them up and get them out of their morning haze. Would really spoil the aesthetic on my bike though

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