EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

Spurious analogy is spurious.

Problem is, even once you've waited an extra day for the hob and plumbed it in, there's no gas coming down the pipes anymore because you've permanently cancelled the trade agreements with your suppliers.

Also, the hob took 3 months to arrive rather than a day, also because you've permanently cancelled the trade agreements with your suppliers.

Also, the hob, when it did arrive, was wildly off spec and previously would have been declared unfit to use, also because you've permanently cancelled all the trade agreements with your suppliers.

Also, there's no longer any food to cook on your new hob, also because you've permanently cancelled the trade agreements with your suppliers.

You could spend the whole day picking amusing holes in it.