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  • God: you’re a parrot.

    Parrot: ok.

    God: you can repeat everything you hear.

    Parrot: humans are the worst.

    God: uh what?

    Parrot: i’ll prolly kill them in a flood soon.

    God:

    Parrot:

    God: what’s it gonna take to keep this quiet?

    Parrot: I wanna live in a tropical paradise.

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