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The thing my friend did provided a no carb menu. Because if you eat meat or eat carbs you'll have a bad trip. Apparently. Sigh.

I thought you were meant to fast.

Tbf everyone I've met who did it spoke really positively of it.

Although only one mate disclosed the grimmer bits... Like the shaman spitting water over him to make him puke, followed by an emergency explosive shit.

So should we be eating more or less FODMAP?
I need to know how not to die.

Is heroin low acid? Is it even FODMAP?

It's a bit moorish by all accounts.

Wait is that actually a thing?

Oh hell yes. Apparently half the people there were hippies and the other half were early middle aged people who didn't do drugs when they were younger wanting to rebel a bit.

My friend is the latter. He gets short shrift from me. He should take his hallucinogens in excess, in a park, with a bunch of mates and end up ringing his Dad to ask him if he prefers frogs or toads before shitting himself and then hallucinating his own death like the rest of us.

I get out my bin on shrooms every few months-it's the only thing that preserves my tenuous grip on sanity. You can wake up in hedges covered in sick but the shitting of pants has thankfully never arose. If I had to do it surrounded by white collar melts I'm pretty sure I'd evacuate my bowels just to create an effective exclusion zone though

surrounded by white collar melts

Must use this phrase in a meeting sometime

hahahah I love it.

It's a bit moorish by all accounts.

Heroin from the Middle Ages is probably past it’s best by now.

other half were early middle aged people

Spare a thought for us bus-pass types, the parties we go to are more Chianti than Crack. South America is probably the nearest place for me to find something interesting :-(

Parties are for wankers anyway.

The best parties I've ever been to have always ended with someone shitting themselves

Parties are for wankers

Only the bukkake ones, surely?

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A pallet in Pallant...

True crime Chi story:

I was once sat in the car in East Pallant car park (aged around 10) while my mum went to get a parking ticket and saw burglars in balaclavas run into the old peoples home on South Pallant and then come bolting out about 1 minute later, jumped into a car and zoomed off. I told my mum when she got back but she didn't believe me :(

Added to YouTube watch later. Thx m9.

High drama! It's probably the first thing the police in Chichester have had to do since they stopped me after driving over a level crossing in 1998.

Uploads seem out of order.

Just went down the rabbit hole. It exists. It is nauseating on every level.

The order they appear in makes it worse....