EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

I'm stuck in a locked room with a Bexiteer, already had the following conspiracy theories:

1. Jeremy C and the labour chancellor are terrorist sympathizers
   
2. MMR causing autism
   
3. Left hand vs right hand 'molecules' of food flavourings behaving differently
   
4. I know what I voted for (no European state and the UK is big enough a country for me) and that's what's all other leave voters voted for.
   
5. Yorkshire communities that "overnight" became Polish or Romanian.
   
   

TBC if I don't strangle the cunt before the day is through.