I hate

Why?

I just bought one for my next trip back home... Four wheels are essential, two wheels just don't cut it anymore...

They come with 4 wheels now?

@PhilDAS - they trip people up, generally get in the way.
Convenience of the user taking priority over the convenience of others and by others, let's face it, I really only mean me :)

Mine typically weighs 25KG. You’re welcome to carry it but I’ll be fucked if I am. Four wheels with the carry on bag sitting on top.

I’m with you @moocher I’ve no problem with them when people are going away on a proper trip, but those lazy fuckers who have briefcases sized ones deserve a premature death. Lazy bastards.

I agree that briefcases on wheels can fuck off... Death traps...

This.

Just let your leg lag a little bit and peeew they've crashed their tiny little suitcase on wheels. mwuahaahaha

Convenience of the user taking priority over the convenience of others and by others, let's face it, I really only mean me :)

Couldn't the same be said of cycling, driving, riding the bus, talking on a phone aloud in public etc etc.

Cunts littering the parks after grooming their scabby dogs leaving the mess for birds' nesting material. What are they, storks?

Dogs.

word.

Adjustable spanners
Yorkshiremen
Knee pain

@General_Lucifer

Looks like my adjustable spanner is about to give you knee pain, pal!!

So a Yorkshireman hitting the knee with an adjustable spanner is supposed to somehow endear moocher to you?

Yep, that works in the land where the hills are steep enough to fuck your knees and people are too tight to buy a proper set of spanner’s. Now go feed your ferrets while your pigeons have their daily fly.

Coloured shirts with white collar and cuffs.
MP photos when they wear an event t-shirt over their suit and tie.

So much agree, to add to it, short sleeve shirts with buttons on the sleeves.

Or long sleeved shirts with a button and tab so you roll them up and button them there. Just pick a sleeve length, squire.

inb4 zip-off shorts

Coloured shirts with white collar and cuffs.

Oh the light blue shirt with white collar and cuffs worn almost exclusively by estate agents.

inb4 zip-off shorts

What about zip off denim jackets?

This only makes me wonder what else I don't know about that I can only love

Pretty useful when mountaineering in the summer. No other circumstances are permissible.

I'd wear that.

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How velcro ruins fucking everything.