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All that goes out the window during the rutt. Male pigeons' peripheral vision disappears, they've got nothing going on in those tiny brains apart from the constant sounding of the pigeon pwnani klaxon.
Are you trying to imply that this is any different for humans? :)
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Ahh, that's what it is! I've noticed some incredibly dozy pigeons this last weekend too.
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Its peak pigeon rutting season I notice. They're not the sharpest tools in the box, but are normally strong, able flyers, and London ones are good at leaving it until the last possible second before getting out of the way.
All that goes out the window during the rutt. Male pigeons' peripheral vision disappears, they've got nothing going on in those tiny brains apart from the constant sounding of the pigeon pwnani klaxon.
There is clearly not enough blood in a male pigeon to operate its brain and its dick at the same time, I almost shredded a few in my front wheel today.
Yo pigeons! Stop, look and listen you dumb fucks.