Pro-cycling thread

It doesn’t even make sense. The first two steps aren’t even product development

Perma-child ex-pro cyclist with questionable previous life choices in not detailing the correct product development process on Twitter shocker!

Yeah he’s a cunt alright

Bet the design team at Poc are over the moon about it

Stylish kit ex-pro wank thread >>>>

Spaghettieis

He has a new line of clothing coming out with that sewing bee guy.

Surprised he didn't use the word "imperial" in there since he Sat's it so often when commentating.

Also turkey is THE most boring race to watch. ESpecially when you watch the same stage twice because you couldn't tell them apart because it's all just flat motorways I didn't realise until I watched Evenepol ride into the rider on the ground.

haha - these races are good for post ride snoozes though -

am watching re run of the brabantse pjil (cant be arsed to look up spelling) - no commentary - just the ambient nosies of the race ...its better than asmr

Here's a good story

http://freedomcycle-bingers.blogspot.com/

This is Keith Bingham's blog. Keith was chief reporter on Cycling (as Cycling Weekly used to style itself). He has now retired, but his blog is always good value.

Exciting finish to the Women's Amstel

OH MY SHITTING FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

What a finish!

How did he pull that off?

The fucking Eurosport player on my app crashed with 2.5 kms to go, then played a Colgate advert so I got back to see MVDP laying on the ground after the finish. FFS.

WTAF, I just went mental by myself in the living room.

i HAVE A SORE THROAT

He Made Ardennes Great Again

Never has such a nice summer day been wasted better. Wow what a race!

Fair enough, Alaphillipe and Fuglsang were playing games, but MVDP pretty much single handedly pulled the bunch back into contention and sprinted to the win from the front...
What an alien...

Tim Wellens’ grandma nailed her prediction. Hope she put a fiver on it

King of winter, king of spring. What a bonkers final, I thought he went 2 hills early and wasted it, and never believed until the last 300m that he would even make podium.

Already looking forward to the worlds in Yorkshire.

Wow, he's from another planet.
As great as the result was can't help thinking Alaphilippe threw it away.