As a good old fashioned bastard with no idea of my parentage whatsoever, I don't think I want a genetic test, I would probably fail. I would like to discover a diverse ethnic mix, but could possibly discover the 99.3% English Brexiteer Twat gene and be forced to conform to my genotype and become an arsehole as well as a bastard. One of the best things about bastardy is being able to answer 'fucked if I know' to the 'is there a family history of' question.
As a good old fashioned bastard with no idea of my parentage whatsoever, I don't think I want a genetic test, I would probably fail. I would like to discover a diverse ethnic mix, but could possibly discover the 99.3% English Brexiteer Twat gene and be forced to conform to my genotype and become an arsehole as well as a bastard. One of the best things about bastardy is being able to answer 'fucked if I know' to the 'is there a family history of' question.