I hate

Less edgy, more centrist dad

We’re not being cool and retro, we’re just hopelessly out of touch.

It's like how I only like music from when I was around 15-20, I only do teh internetz from when I was 25-30.

I’m sorry I hurt you

And thanks for the Comply pointer - I will look into that

Classified adverts for frame and forks where photo has them resting on tarmac or some paving slabs. Or any other component where A surface in contact with abrasive other.

Where is first use of don't lean anyway?

When someone gives you some homemade green tomato and chutney which leaks in your bag.

Someone gave you green tomatoes and they also gave you chutney?

Did they grow the tomatoes themselves?

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I was so full of hate I forgot the apple part of the chutney.

Pub quizzes and more precisely the dicks that are currently whooping and hollering because it’s so fucking exciting in my local.

Fuck I hate pub quizzes.

I used to run one.

I hate myself

I’m not very good at pubs anymore, I went into one for a coffee today, turned around and left again as it was quite busy and I just wanted a quiet 10 minutes. I’m aware that I’m doing pubs wrong.

You're just doing them in the wrong city, I think

I’m not very good at pubs anymore

One of the big downsides of stopping drinking booze is that a solitary trip to a pub just doesn't work anymore.

I miss pubs. I miss reading a book with a pint in a pub. Even more than I miss the pint.

Pubs are pointless if you're not drinking... Fuck knows what I'll do when I come to London in the summer...

My life is over...

Friendly handjobs?

Do you hate that the chutney leaked or that the person who gave it to you didn't seal it properly?

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And grapefruit is strictly off the menu, for various reasons actually... Coconut water is fine as is carrot juice...

At a checkout, anyone behind you in the queue who tries to get you out of the way the very micro-second the till person has let go of your change and receipt and you still have to seperate the change/notes or card/receipt, put your wallet safe, collect your bags and walk away.
Conversely, any person who takes more than 10 seconds to do the above or fishes about in their purse/ pockets for the right money etc.

where can you actually get it in London?

Then go to a coffee shop you prick
Pubs equals booze
Got to Starbucks and as for a beer!!
Clueless prick

edgy.