• 8am - suited and very drunk, very posh bloke called Jonathan (“Hello! I’m Jonathan. Who are you? I’m a bit drunk.” - repeated every thirty seconds) fell off the kerb into the road in front of me, on Albion St near Hyde Park. Glasses, phone, arms, legs, change and all other paraphernalia went everywhere. Helped him up and fetched his stuff while the builders nearby either ignored him or sniggered into their cups of tea. Insisted he didn’t need any help. Not sure he’d have remained upright for much longer after I left him to his “very busy day”.

    Rat-arsed at 8am. Good work... :/

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