Calling bikes "she"

As well as multiple 'she's, we're also treated to a smashing comment about attracting crowds. The 'buttery smooth' was the icing in the cake. I might do a luffguss classifieds bingo card soon.

'It pains me to sell it'
'No dings or dents'
'rare'
Someone selling a £2k bike that's only done 200km.