Surrey Five Hills pre-Season Opener - Thursday 28 March 2019

Oh yeah, same here. If I'm late at the start then head off - I'll be arriving from the South anyway and can head you off..

My knees are sore from yesterday's railway ride and I wouldn't want to miss the party train. So I'm officially, in writing, on social medias so all the world can see, confirming that I shall in fact join the train out.

@middleofnowhere where you at?

Train out:
1 cgg
2 cagimaha
3 Scrabble -doubtful
4 onyerbike
5 LobsterShorts
6 seager (getting on at wimbledon)
7 rhowe
8 jaeyukdapbap

Ride out:
1 josh(01)
2 remrak. Edit: I am out due to trauma. Have a nice ride
3 Rod_Munch

Drinking 'coffee':
1 ruserius

Train out:
1 cgg
2 cagimaha
3 Scrabble -doubtful
4 onyerbike
5 LobsterShorts
6 seager (getting on at wimbledon)
7 rhowe
8 jaeyukdapbap

Ride out:
1 josh(01)
2 remrak. Edit: I am out due to trauma. Have a nice ride
3 Rod_Munch

Drinking 'coffee':
1 ruserius

Hacking cough and lungs full of sludge:
1 middleofnowhere

I hope everybody is getting suitably hyped for this.

Waterloo train crew, gather under the big clock early enough so that we have time to sort out the (actually not so) massive groupsave ticket.

1 cgg
2 cagimaha
4 onyerbike
7 rhowe
8 jaeyukdapbap

3 scrabble - doubtful

Annnnnd I’m out. Some rlj’ing cunt on a tt bike just t-boned me on my approach to Southwark bridge. All good if a tad dizzy. Front wheel a touch buckled and left knee ouchy so, Surrey Hills probs aren’t the ones for me tonight...

What a stupid selfish piece of shit cunt! Glad you are ok. I hope his bike is ruined and his partner leaves him.

I've had a few near misses there, hope you did him equal damage.

Ohhh the obscenities I shouted at him as he quivered on the floor begging for forgiveness!

In my head...

As I cycled calmly through burgess park towards home...

Oh?! The cherry blossom!

The park is looking lovely set in the lowering spring sun.

Maybe it’s all ok after all and there’s no need to be angry about anything.

However, if any resulting injury takes me out from doing the arrow I will hunt him down, rip off his head and shit down his neck.

Twice.

Hope you lucky TNRC’ers have good safe fun out there tonight!

:(

Sorry to hear Dan, hope there are no further damages to you and your bike.

@Scrabble should we get a ticket for you in the end?

Hope you guessed not too... Sorry for not updating. Have a nice time!

Sorry to here about your prang Dan. Fucking cyclists.

What a twat! Hope you heal up fast mate.

I have no good excuse...still at work.

Obligatory blurry pictures. Great ride tonight, thanks for organising!

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Tough start to the season! It only gets easier, right?

At least my front wheel survived and I didn't die. Might wish for it in the morning though

Good ride, may all those who did not make it rejoin next time

That was fun! Thanks all for coming.

I'm now in the perfect head space to put up the Roydon thread...

Looks great, well done everyone. Also @cgg a Roydon event blowingkissemoji.png

Here we go, the event is up: https://www.lfgss.com/events/4718