Yeah, i’m Gonna keep non-lethal missiles on the window ledge to chuck, ultrasonic scarers, citrus peel and I might have a go at cat-proofing the fence as well. As I said, I like cats. Just not living among their disgusting shit.
My mum has a super-soaker for the squirrels. Maybe try that.
I like to imagine her going all Dude Nucum on their asses.
Or take inspiration from that General Lucifer / reprographics story about the squirrels and shoot them.
Dude Nucum on their asses.
I wasn't aware of the gay porn parody sequel to Duke Nukem
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Yeah, i’m Gonna keep non-lethal missiles on the window ledge to chuck, ultrasonic scarers, citrus peel and I might have a go at cat-proofing the fence as well. As I said, I like cats. Just not living among their disgusting shit.