Calling bikes "she"

Sir Winning Wagon. Yeah, alright, could be worse...

I just call my daily communter Bikey...

communter

how ugly is the bike?

Then
Colonel Slick Ashphalt is my roadie (how funny!!) which I currently call 'Tackleberry the Giant' (obviously) and
Queen Victorius Hammer will be my track fixie considering I can reverse my initials amd consider the colour as 'rainbow' as the frame has all the standard Cinelli colours..??
Funny how the gender matches the quiz, cuz my fixie girl will be named 'Troublegum' and in my head it's a 'she'
😂😂😂😂
#wereallsick

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Yeah, that's sadly pretty representative of cyclists in Australia. Sickening stuff!

King Agile Racer. I’ll take that!

Men objectifying women with calling dead material things a girl, truly belongs in the past

I hear mostly women naming bikes recently

'This is Derek'

Well maybe your bike is dead...

They are typically blokes names actually

It sure is, as all bikes

Isn’t it the opposite of objectifying?

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

that's aluminium/carbon/gatorskins for you

Men objectifying women with calling dead material things a girl, truly belongs in the past

Not all men objectify women, but that's not okay with me. truly belongs in the past, calling dead things a 'she'.

But we are living in a material world, and I'm a material girl?

Yes.

https://youtu.be/ZaeK-YKeVpA

Don’t be a Cheeseman.

Klaxons

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/332308

Post #14 is my favourite. (Nice bike!)

As well as multiple 'she's, we're also treated to a smashing comment about attracting crowds. The 'buttery smooth' was the icing in the cake. I might do a luffguss classifieds bingo card soon.

'It pains me to sell it'
'No dings or dents'
'rare'
Someone selling a £2k bike that's only done 200km.

"You know, Paul..."

WAC

'Nago

Please stop that too.

From Reddit - Probably one of the strangest conversations I've seen regarding bikes

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