• Our dog's problem is when he takes a dump and it dangles from his arse from a strand of my wife's hair. Well, its our problem really.

    The first time it happened was when I took him out for his morning pit stop and I didn't notice what had happened and allowed him to jump onto the bed where my wife was still sleeping.

    After a few minutes the question was asked "can you smell shit?" at which point I turned on the light to see the full scale of the horror that had unfolded on our white duvet cover.

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