I hate

You've never been to TV Tropes?

Wasn’t that half the premise of the Muppets, kids liked puppets and adults found the Miss Piggy/Kermit interactions amusing?

The Muppets are next level meta comedy compared to fucking shark tale et Al.

Well yeah, Shark Tale is all round complete and utter crap with no redeeming features. It's just a shit movie.

I liked when Shark Tail got turned off and we put Wall E on instead. That wa any favourite bit.

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A car seat that somebody really hates?

Edit incoming.

I hate posting inane child related queries in the "I hate" thread.

Two things - when people cycling in the opposite direction to you decide to drift all the way across the road, and ride down the road directly towards you on your side for 100m, before they deign to take their right turn, so you think 'wtf is this clown doing? Shit!' and then they merrily amble into a side road, probably still on the wrong side of the road. Seen a few of those around Bristol recently.

And secondly, Singletrack's forum with its incessant, unavoidable cookie warnings every 5 seconds and then you get spammed with winning an iPhone bollocks anyway. This place is way better.

Why does every cunt who has ever designed a cutlery strainer not understand that if you put big gaps in the sides that every single time you put something in it it it's gonna slip right through the hole and jam itself half in/half out like the most annoying game of kerplunk ever.

staying at my mums this week and her dish rack is about as much use as if i were to just try to balance everything standing up on it's edge unsupported on the counter top instead

U ok hun?

Much more entertaining

Yeah I’m on board with this. Our dishwasher trays seem designed to hold about 3 plates, a bowl, and then about 24 of some sort of crockery that I clearly don’t own nor have encountered before because fuck me if I can work out what would fit there.

no, it's something that makes me rage for a good 5 minutes a day while i'm doing the washing up and I vow to rant about it online when i have dry hands only to forget, then it happens again and i'm even more mad i forgot to tell the world how bad it is. I just couldn't hold it in, like the fucking cutlery strainer and any teaspoon.

The existence of washing up bowls is what pisses me off more.

Get a fucking dishwasher FFS...

Most of the arguments in our house disappeared once we got one...

My cutlery strainer is a plastic beaker with holes drilled in the bottom.

I insert each piece of cutlery up my arse and twerk it dry.

Luck sod.
When can I move in?

Plastic cutlery is the answer, simply throw away after use.

and plastic plates. and cups. and tablecloths.

all done? simply gather it all together, bones, bits and all, into your handy foodtarp and hoof it all in the bin.

my in-laws do this.

it's surprisingly convenient.

^ sound like cunts.

they're not.

Formula 1, Formula E. Boring shit for twats in lanyards and gilets. Certainly not a sport. Fuck off.