• His name was Jacob but her name is now Ariel

    If you want to look "woke", try "Their name was Jacob but their name is now Ariel". It will grate with anybody who speaks English, but you'll get Brownie points with a certain section of society, for as long as they don't insist on either renaming the Brownies to something less controversial or banning such regressive gender-exclusive paramilitary organisations 🙂

  • is this a crosspost

    No, not at all cross. I've added the "not at all cross" emoji to make that clear to all the people who are unable to recognise parody by themselves.

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