Epic WTF

Velcro pockets are pretty smart though, you have to give him that

In all seriousness though, looks like he's suffering from some kind of mental illness?

I love his inventions. There’s something about the descriptions that’s endearingly optimistic. He’s obviously a very creative chap: It’s perhaps a little sad that one day he might come up with a genuinely fantastic idea and it might never see the light of day. Unless @spotter pilfers it.