Epic fail

Ha! I was trying to sound businessey.

Join me on the ideas carousel and let’s imagineer!

shoots up imaginary office

I actually work with somebody who's job title is Head of Imagineering

synergy levels drop to all time low. Ducks no longer in row

While we’re on the subject of work place fail, this afternoon I forgot to lock the toilet door whilst getting changed for commute home. The cleaner was fortunate to get a sight of me naked with the exception of some fetching leg warmers.

Porn film music plays loudly.

Waaah-Chuca-Waah-Waah

when last did you watch a grumble flick?

Grumble flick? Alright Grandad.

Hahahahaha

Antivaxxer or kid with cancer?

A less redacted screenshot I saw elsewhere showed it was posted to a "Natural Health Anti-Vax" community type page. If real, of course.

That’s so clearly an animals paw! Absolute cretins....

It's really easy to find actual x-rays of vonn's injuries. It's like they don't even bother trying!

Vonn is as hard as nails. She broke her arm so badly a few seasons ago that the bone sliced a load of nerves so she had to ski with one of her poles gaffer taped to her hand because she couldn't form a fist.

I guess you could say that she was stupid but she wanted to break the record for most wins in a world cup career and giving up just didn't cross her mind. That's focus.

She decided to finally quit when she realised that she might never be able to ski with her future children if she didn't give her body a break.

Hahahaha!

She really should be taking better care of her dogs, though...

The dog with all the screws was already injured when she rescued it apparently.

Her Spaniel travels to every race with her. Even to South Korea etc. Sometimes flies in the hold if long distance but more often than not in the cabin with her in a private jet .

Not sure how good lots of air travel is for a dog...

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deleted because faek.

Wonder if that's not fake. I can't imagine Asda's style guide would allow that kind of batshit capitalisation.

yeah it seems too awful to be true. i think imma delete it.

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Shouldn't a thermostat default to say 20°C rather than 'off'?

Hmm. That's not how ecobee works.