Epic WTF

Needs to be properly accessorised

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Why would you wear cloven toed shoes with a harness?

Camel fancy dress?

To reassure people that you are making a fashion statement and aren't just wearing one of those baby-feeding devices for men

House price fears after bus drivers shit in boxes:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/anger-as-another-turdis-pops-up-in-london-with-no-local-consultation-a4050311.html?amp

Gavin Odolant-Smith, manager of the nearby Crown and Crooked Billet pub, said: “It’s funny because the drivers still use our toilets.”

it’s my basic right not to have my property devalued

Gavin Odolant-Smith, manager of the nearby Crown and Crooked Billet pub, said: “It’s funny because the drivers still use our toilets.”

Does he make them buy a drink?

42 metal boxes have cost £6 million. Each one costs £143,000.

HOW?

Ground works, connection to services (water, electricity, sewage), etc. They also have to be pretty robust to be vandal/drunk proof. Add on a cleaning/servicing contract, etc.

Gavin Odolant-Smith, manager of the nearby Crown and Crooked Billet pub, said: “It’s funny because the drivers still use our toilets.”

Unsurprising that drivers will use the pub's toilets when the pub is open, but the pub isn't open for the entire time that the buses operate, hence the need for them.

There's one nearish me that's been there at least 5 years: https://goo.gl/maps/EQbStku69D52

Given how picky the neighbours are around there I'm sure there was a lot of NIMBYism and objections.

So no different to a normal house then, I imagine I could get a pretty decent house built for £143,000

how bad are they that they prefer to shit in a pub toilet, most of which usually aren't even suitable for a quick piss

Each one costs £143,000.

Seems a lot, compared to the price of nappies.

A mate burst into the cubicles to throw up in a pub once, and threw up into the lap of some poor bastard taking a shit. As my mate said after, “What kind of animal takes a shit in a pub?”

I'll shit anywhere. No probs.

42 metal boxes have cost £6 million. Each one costs £143,000.

HOW?

When you do some work for the council or a govt body the hardest part is deciding how many zeros to add to the end of the price.

This!

I don't even...

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well yes... it is just a label, one particularly useful in the service of letting folks know who all the sex offenders are.

I can't believe they're siding with Israel

excellent

Weird tube 'icicle' thing outside a workplace today.

Alien probe?

My bum hole is still intact so probably not.