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Howard
So, we've gone from 'Brexit means Brexit' through 'Red, White and Blue Brexit' to 'Pantomime Brexit'.
ACT 1
Barnier: The withdrawal agreement you've negotiated is the only deal on the table.
Theresa May: Oh no it isn't.
Barnier: Oh yes it is.
The ERG: Oh no it isn't.
Barnier: Oh yes it is.
UK Parliament: Oh no it isn't.
[Barnier shakes head, exits stage left]
ACT 2
[Britannia is centre stage, the evil No Deal is behind her]
Crowd: It's behind you!
Britannia: When?
Crowd: It's behind you!
Britannia: When? When?
Crowd: It's behind you!
[The clock strikes midnight, 29th March 2019]
Britannia: Oh yeah. Fucksticks.
ACT 3
Son: Dad, this rat tastes funny.
Father: Blue passports, son. Blue passports.
ACT 4
[Cancelled due to a power cut, civil disturbance and a credible IRA bomb threat]
THE END