By the sounds of it, I think you should set that machine on fire, then buy an iPad to replace it.
..iPads don't have DVD drives, dummy!
Anyone remember the days when these things had hardwired region locks?
Those were the days. Rite?
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By the sounds of it, I think you should set that machine on fire, then buy an iPad to replace it.