Epic WTF

The only reason to come in early is to get home early.

Or to fix the thing you really fucked up the day before before anyone notices.

Both of the above.
ETA - Some days I am just too exhausted to sort stuff out reliably.
It makes more sense to knock it on the head and attack it the following morning with a fresh(er) head,

Or because your boss won't be in and you've staggered the delay delivery option on a load of emails.

Or to fix the thing you really fucked up the day before before anyone notices.

Yep. Today.

The only reason to come in early is to get home early.

Amen

There's a significant number of people who go to work early to get away from home. At any one time a few of them will be posting in the end-of-a-relationship thread.

If I'm busy I'm happy to be in early and get stuff done before other people turn up and start disturbing me. Am also happy to work late after the same people have gone home.

Admittedly it helps that I like my job and get paid overtime.

https://www.quickloans.co.uk/quick-news/why-debtors-prisons-are-the-answer

weird flex.

There are many who offer credit to those they know can't repay and then have little luck with bailiffs and other means who see the future of debt recovery as bonded labour via prisons, poor houses and any other antiquated way of amassing wealth by taking advantage of poverty.

nsfw / soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvkqxJTEuK4

Die Antwoord really phoning it in for their latest album.

https://m.scmp.com/lifestyle/fashion-beauty/article/2183105/chinas-illegal-white-monkey-foreign-models-paid-bare-skin

Hitler's Holocaust Railways with Chris Tarrant

Thanks Channel 5

On that theme, 1 in 20 Britons are holocaust deniers

On one of those Q&A/discussion sites, I came across a question about why people hate InfoWars. One of the answers was from somebody who claimed that Alex Jones is actually working for the New World Order, deliberately doing his crazy to discredit "valid" conspiracy theorists and their theories.

It's funny in a sad way. Alex Jones said something similar about David Icke, calling him a "turd in the punchbowl" who was discrediting everybody else with his craziness. Sad fact: I know somebody who cites Alex Jones and David Icke as his two most important news sources.

It seems there's an infinite sequence of crazy conspiracy theorists, each calling the one before him the crazy one.

https://www.quickloans.co.uk/quick-news/­why-debtors-prisons-are-the-answer

weird flex.

There's a follow-up to this https://www.quickloans.co.uk/quick-news/response-to-the-jail-for-debtors-article

comments TOTALLY not written by the author or his mates.

A conspiracy theorist dies

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Who really shot Kennedy?"

God replies, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone"

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says "Shit! This goes higher up than I thought..."

What if all the conspiracy theorists are in it together?

You should know.

At the Golden Globes...

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got his Nans apron on back to front the silly Billy.

I like it. It's a brave look.

The button makes it.

the suit is very nice.