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A conspiracy theorist dies
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Who really shot Kennedy?"
God replies, "Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices. He acted alone"
The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says "Shit! This goes higher up than I thought..."
Festerban
@itsbruce
On one of those Q&A/discussion sites, I came across a question about why people hate InfoWars. One of the answers was from somebody who claimed that Alex Jones is actually working for the New World Order, deliberately doing his crazy to discredit "valid" conspiracy theorists and their theories.
It's funny in a sad way. Alex Jones said something similar about David Icke, calling him a "turd in the punchbowl" who was discrediting everybody else with his craziness. Sad fact: I know somebody who cites Alex Jones and David Icke as his two most important news sources.
It seems there's an infinite sequence of crazy conspiracy theorists, each calling the one before him the crazy one.