• Riding home on the OKR I get a nasty close pass from an Audi bellend with naff personal plate. I then watch him carve between lanes cutting up other rivers pretty badly. Shock horror he's not made it further than the next set of lights so I take the risk as I have to turn right of going in front of him in the ASL box. Looking round I can see he's on the phone so I give him the hard stare until he looks up and I find myself giving him the sarcastic Chuck Norris thumbs up. The lights change and I roll forward bracing myself for it and sure enough he gets within inches off me and the window rolls down...

    With a massive smile on his face he says "I'm having a baby mate! Sorry, I'm not a massive cunt!"

    The best I could manage was "well don't drive like one then" but I actually think he was being genuine and it kind of tickled me the whole ride home, that and the fact I was relieved he didn't kill me.

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