• I have often envisioned something similar, only it would spray blood. Hopefully triggering the thought sequence "ohgodthere'sbloodohgodwhodidIhitohgodI'mintheshitohg..eh..oh sweet relief I didn't kill anyone, I never want to feel like that again, I'm giving those fucking cyclists a wide berth now"

  • Blood? That wouldn't bother half of 'em. Paint stripper or something else that etched badly-drawn cocks into their paintwork would be better.

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