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Constable_Savage

I held a surprise bukkake party for my wife last night.
Everyone came.
You should've seen her face.

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snottyotter in reply to @Constable_Savage

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said “Have a good day, son.”

“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”

He scratched his head. “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

Just found where you got these from, some of them are pretty good.

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