• Shame about the wackaging, anchors and cutesy adventure message. I mean, WHY?!??

  • I resemble that comment!

    But seriously, that cute shit people put on smoothy bottles or their Insta/funding videos can fuck right off

  • I find that the older I get, the less fucks I give about shitting in the woods and sleeping in ditches......it's very liberating, to crawl out of your maggot, and have a diddly-Dee, stark bollock naked, with your hands behind your head.

    The scary thing, is that I'm 50 this year!

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